{"id":16238,"date":"2022-01-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-30T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lasentinelle.dz\/?p=16238"},"modified":"2022-01-30T17:28:21","modified_gmt":"2022-01-30T16:28:21","slug":"mal-de-tete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lasentinelle.dz\/index.php\/2022\/01\/31\/mal-de-tete\/","title":{"rendered":"Mal de t\u00eate\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>\u00ab&nbsp;Mon fils, tu me donnes mal \u00e0 la t\u00eate, j\u2019ai besoin d\u2019Asp\u00e9gic&nbsp;\u00bb, dixit la maman de Djamel (H).<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah l\u00e0, \u00e7a me revient&nbsp;! Maintenant que je me suis rappel\u00e9 le sketch. Du coup, je comprends d\u2019o\u00f9 les mecs se sont inspir\u00e9s pour stocker autant de parac\u00e9tamol&nbsp;! Ya leh\u2019mar, oui, toi qui a stock\u00e9 un quart de millions de boites de parac\u00e9tamol, Maman Debbouze a demand\u00e9 de l\u2019Asp\u00e9gic, donc de l\u2019aspirine, pas le parac\u00e9tamol&nbsp;! \u00c7a t\u2019apprendra \u00e0 te la jouer pharmacien, toi et ton hangar \u00e0 sp\u00e9culation. Et ne me dit surtout pas que c\u2019est pour l\u2019usage personnel. Je comprends que la vie ici en Alg\u00e9rie n\u2019est pas si ais\u00e9e que \u00e7a et qu\u2019\u00e0 force de tirer le diable par la queue et de se saouler la gueule avec du vin frelat\u00e9 d\u2019Espagne, on finit par avoir un mal de cr\u00e2ne carabin\u00e9 mais tout de m\u00eame, un quart de million de boites&nbsp;!&nbsp;&nbsp;Bezzaf aalik&nbsp;! Dessaoule-toi avec de la bi\u00e8re, stockes de la tisane, du \u00ab&nbsp;hanntit&nbsp;\u00bb, du thym, bandes toi la t\u00eate, boit du caf\u00e9 ou met du Vicks mais tout de m\u00eame prendre autant de m\u00e9doc \u00e7a finira par te tuer ou te faire arr\u00eater\u2026les reins qui cesseront de fonctionner m\u00eame s\u2019ils sont si solides. La preuve, l\u00e0 c\u2019est l\u2019arr\u00eat et tu vas payer lourd la facture !&nbsp;&nbsp;Et pour de vrai, tu vas avoir besoin de parac\u00e9tamol\u2026&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab&nbsp;Mon fils, tu me donnes mal \u00e0 la t\u00eate, j\u2019ai besoin d\u2019Asp\u00e9gic&nbsp;\u00bb, dixit la maman de Djamel (H). 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