{"id":18883,"date":"2022-03-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-26T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lasentinelle.dz\/?p=18883"},"modified":"2022-03-26T16:50:30","modified_gmt":"2022-03-26T15:50:30","slug":"regime-minceur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lasentinelle.dz\/index.php\/2022\/03\/27\/regime-minceur\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u00e9gime minceur\u00a0!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Comment corriger son QI\u00a0sans d\u00e9penser un kopeck ? Fastoche\u00a0!\u00a0\u00a0S\u2019abonner \u00e0 l\u2019ann\u00e9e \u00e0 des medias Main stream facilitera votre ali\u00e9nation et fera de vous un as de la guerre. Il vous suffit aussi de lire le portrait de Donald, de suivre assidument les d\u00e9clarations de Joe, de regarder LCI, CNEWS et France 24, pubs comprises, pendant une semaine et reprendre les d\u00e9clarations du clown-pr\u00e9sident retransmises\u00a0\u00a0in extenso sur Al Jazeera. Vous allez d\u00e9couvrir la r\u00e9volution subie par votre QI qui d\u00e9g\u00e8le et fond en un temps \u00e9clair comme le GNL promit par l\u2019Oncle Sam. Un peu comme si vous suiviez le r\u00e9gime \u00ab\u00a0Comme j\u2019aime\u00a0\u00bb, les contours de votre cervelet r\u00e9tr\u00e9cissent \u00e0 vue d\u2019\u0153il un peu comme votre r\u00e9serve de gaz au point de comprendre ais\u00e9ment et sans traducteur toutes les d\u00e9clarations faites par Manu, Joe, Volodo et leurs copains qataris dans leur langue respective. En fait le principe est le m\u00eame que celui propos\u00e9 par le fameux r\u00e9gime minceur obtenu gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0Comme j\u2019aime\u00a0\u00bb. Cela ne vous co\u00fbtera rien. Bien au contraire, vous allez baigner dans la zenetude, votre esprit ne sera plus tarabust\u00e9 par tant de questions existentielles qui\u00a0\u00a0n\u2019ont aucun sens et vous allez vous sentir l\u00e9ger et euphorique comme si vous aviez inhal\u00e9 du gaz devenu rare. Votre vie sera agr\u00e9able et vous ne penserez plus qu\u2019\u00e0 jouer \u00e0 la guerre \u00e0 partir de votre salon comme le font les grands de ce monde. Essayez donc ce programme, vous n\u2019allez pas le regretter, en plus il est sponsoris\u00e9 par l\u2019UE et s\u00e9curis\u00e9 par l\u2019OTAN.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comment corriger son QI\u00a0sans d\u00e9penser un kopeck ? 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