{"id":23889,"date":"2022-07-12T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-11T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lasentinelle.dz\/?p=23889"},"modified":"2022-07-11T19:05:21","modified_gmt":"2022-07-11T18:05:21","slug":"les-malheurs-de-manu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lasentinelle.dz\/index.php\/2022\/07\/12\/les-malheurs-de-manu\/","title":{"rendered":"Les malheurs de Manu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Manu \u00ab&nbsp;dealer&nbsp;\u00bb&nbsp;? Pas possible ou comme dirait ce cher Djamel Debbouze, \u00ab&nbsp;dis moi pas que c\u2019est pas vrai&nbsp;\u00bb&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enfin, non, il n\u2019a pas deal\u00e9 de la schnouf, il ne va que rarement au Maroc \u00e0 moins que \u00e7a soit l\u2019autre l\u00e0, le \u00ab&nbsp;\u00e9mir el moueminine&nbsp;\u00bb, qui a profit\u00e9 de son passage m\u00e9dical \u00e0 Paris pour fourguer son surplus de came \u00e0 Manu&nbsp;!&nbsp;&nbsp;Noooon&nbsp;! Dis moi pas que c\u2019est pas vrai&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ben non&nbsp;! Manu s\u2019est fait chop\u00e9 en train de resquiller sur les transports \u00ab&nbsp;Uber&nbsp;\u00bb et \u00e7a risque de lui co\u00fbter la peau des f\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il se dit qu\u2019il aurait fricot\u00e9 avec les amerloques pour installer leur transporteur officiel en France, c\u2019est ce qui se dit, wa Allahou aalem&nbsp;! Mais lui au moins, il ne risque pas de se faire expulser par le Darmanin, il est plus Fran\u00e7ais que le petit \u00ab&nbsp;Moussa&nbsp;\u00bb expulsable \u00e0 son tour. Mais bon laisse tomber le petit \u00ab&nbsp;Moussa&nbsp;\u00bb et revenons \u00e0 Manu. Je comprends mieux maintenant pourquoi il veut vite venir en Alg\u00e9rie. Avoir M\u00e9lenchon, Marine, les enqu\u00eateurs internationaux \u00e0 ses trousses, ce n\u2019est pas de la rigolade et cerise sur le g\u00e2teau ce Poutine qui te coupe le gaz et ces Alg\u00e9riens qui exigent toute la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 et&nbsp;&nbsp;demandent des comptes sur leur histoire, ce n\u2019est vraiment pas enviable\u2026 rabbi ijib el khir, doit se dire en arabe le petit Manu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Manu \u00ab&nbsp;dealer&nbsp;\u00bb&nbsp;? 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