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Je vais lui offrir une belle paire de chaussure italienne en cuir de chamois, en plus demain, c\u2019est la Saint valentin, me suis-je dit, \u00e7a va apaiser ses nerfs&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En rentrant, apr\u00e8s avoir bourlingu\u00e9 \u00e0 travers a ville et \u00e9puis\u00e9 d\u2019avoir fait du l\u00e8che-vitrine, je d\u00e9cide donc de rentrer chez moi au soir tombant avec l\u2019espoir que Madame ait retrouv\u00e9 sa bonne humeur. D\u00e8s la porte, c\u2019est l\u2019odeur m\u00e9lang\u00e9e de pois chiche et de lentilles qui m\u2019enveloppe. Oui, vous avez devinez, en guise de repr\u00e9sailles, elle m\u2019accueille avec un sourire narquois aux l\u00e8vres et un plat de lentilles accompagn\u00e9 de pois chiches grill\u00e9s comme dessert. Tiens, voil\u00e0, gaves toi donc \u00e0 la sant\u00e9 de Si Kamel&nbsp;! C\u2019est l\u00e0 o\u00f9 j\u2019ai percut\u00e9 et compris la raison de sa nervosit\u00e9. Ainsi donc c\u2019est la d\u00e9cision de Si Rezig qui est \u00e0 l\u2019origine de cette \u00ab&nbsp;brouille m\u00e9nag\u00e8re&nbsp;\u00bb. La boite \u00e0 chaussure italienne, d\u00e9sormais illicite, dans les mains, je me suis \u00e9cri\u00e9 \u00ab&nbsp;Satan\u00e9e politique qui n\u2019est jamais pour la paix des m\u00e9nages&nbsp;! \u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma femme est bizarre depuis quelques jours. 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